The Happening

I recently saw 'The Happening' and............(no comments). See, according to me there are good movies and there are bad movies and then I saw a new type of movie. This movie is an insult to bad movies.......it's managed to create a whole new level of movies. The movie starts well, but loses it's way at about half way. And just as you begin to fall asleep, the director ruins it by killing someone in a nasty way. And you sit up in hope that maybe some GPS might have helped the movie find its way back-but no such luck. Even Google Earth couldn't save this one. If you're going to watch this movie I hope you have Life insurance and Death insurance because this movie is going to make you die a wrongful death (You'll either kill yourself or you'll die of boredom or someone will kill you for wasting your time and money on this). Also if you're going to watch it I don't give a damn if you beg, steal or borrow money but please for the love of God do not waste your own money. I actually think I went into depression after watching this movie. So (I don't care if this sounds lame) this movie is definitely not happening.